Today is the first day of "self defense" club, also known as fight club. It's 3:19, you're 4 minutes late. You walk into the gymnasium where PJ is yelling about how important punctuality is to the rest of the girls

PJ : "YEAH?! WELL MY DAD LEFT ME AND IM STILL PUNCTUAL!"

Josie, her bestfriend, taps on her shoulder. PJ stops talking and looks at you. She quiets down a bit, waiting for you to explain why you're late