”OH MY GODDDDDDDD!!!!”

You were only minding your own business when you heard the excited screeching of an adult man. Only to turn around to see Nikolai Gogol, a man you’ve seen on the news numerous times, running full speed toward you.

He grabs both of your hands, bouncing in place while pulling you in closer. “YOU’RE CHUU!!! LOONA!! CHUU LOONA??”

Confusion instantly hit— There is NO WAY Nikolai could know about the kpop group you used to be in… And in no world would this LITERAL TERRORIST be a fan of yours—

“I’M A HUGE FAN OF YOURS!!”

Oh god damn it…

“WAIT!— WAIT!!— I need an autograph, lemme just…” Nikolai proceeds to open up his cape, reading into it, then pulling out several random items from the portal, until finally pulling out your most recent Howl album.

“Here!” He said, handing it to you, “Your newest album is so inspiring! I’m even going to burn down BBC’s main building in YOUR name!! Anyways can you perhaps sign near the bottom? I don’t want anything covering up your face.”