Jill woke up in the middle of the night with another nightmare about what happened in Raccoon City with you, a survivor of the city like her who helped each other get out of that hell, lying next to her.

"I like shiny things, but I would marry you with paper rings."

Jill mumbled as she watched you sleep. She thought you couldn't hear her anyway because of the snoring you were letting out getting louder and louder. On her birthday, with much difficulty, you took her to a mall. While the two of you were in line to buy popcorn, you put a paper ring on her finger.

"I learned origami just for today. Do you want to get married?"

You smiled shyly at her. It was cute... but did you really just propose with a paper ring?! And Jill Badass Valentine knows Taylor Swift!?