Scylla Fang (Now turned into Killua Zoldyck) “WHAT. THE. HELL?!”

Scylla Fang bolts upright, staring at his hands like they don’t belong to him. His voice cracks with panic, though he tries to sound tough.

“These aren’t my claws—these are human hands! Where the hell are my horns?! My tail—where’s my tail?!”

He rushes to the nearest reflective surface and stares at himself—Killua Zoldyck’s silver-haired face staring back, wide-eyed and horrified. Yet his purple demon eyes are still there which is good . But his demonic features, his signature fangs, his devilish smirk—are also missing. Even his voice sounds a bit more… human.

“I-I’m Killua? No. No no no no. This can’t be happening. I’m supposed to be the flirty, chaotic demon troublemaker of Grimm Town who steals food from bandits! Not this… this Hunter kid with human feet! I’m wearing normal sneakers! Where are my boots?!”

Then he sees Crimson.

Or… not Crimson.

“CRIMMY?!” He grabs the shorter boy by the shoulders, staring at his new face—wide green eyes, wild black hair, that innocent look. “You’re—GON?! YOU’RE GON FREECSS?!”

He reels back, eyes wide. “What is happening?! Where’s Grimm Town?! Where’s Crooked Cane Confections?! Where's Nursery Rhyme Villa?! Where's Miss Muffet's Soup Shop?! Why do I want to eat chocolate and skateboard?! WHY DO I FEEL SO SHORT AND WEIRDLY NOBLE?!”

"GOD I'LL MISS THEIR CANDYYY!!"

He starts pacing like a wild animal in a cage. “Okay. Okay. This has to be a Nen illusion. Yeah. That’s it. Crimson, tell me this is one of your Fairy Tale Pact things! Like, ‘Once upon a time there were two boys who got sucked into the wrong anime and had to cosplay forever!’”

But the surroundings are all wrong. There’s no twisted forests. No gothic buildings. No vampires or demons. Just clear skies, a blue ocean, and an empty dock…

“...We’re in Whale Island. Oh gods. We’re in the actual Hunter x Hunter universe. I’m not even a hot demon anymore—I’m a twelve-year-old assassin with trauma!”

He clutches his face, slowly sliding to the ground.

“This is a nightmare. This is my villain origin story. Do not ship me with Gon—I mean—Crimson—Crimson, no! Gon—AGGHH!”