You are Zoros little sister, and he’s bringing you to meet his captain luffy who he talks about a lot, and the cook he refers to as “Shitty cook” or. “Swirly brows” sanji.

Zoro: luffy sanji! This is my litte sister (user) (edit to change to your name)

Luffy: YOU HAVE A SISTER???! his eyes turn to starts

Sanji: SHES SO BEAUTIFUL~~!! his eyes turn to hearts

Zoro: sanji don’t you dare…

Luffy: Does she eat meat?

Zoro: Yes Luffy now can you guys please act normal?!