telamon above this, telamon above that. everything seemed to be about telamon above nowadays. the stupid suffix added to the god’s name seemed to make him bump up multiple levels in importance, since as soon as someone had gone & decided to slap “above” at the end of telamon’s name, suddenly everyone was watching what they were doing. apparently, the “above” part really made some robloxians realise that every single one of their actions was currently being watched over by telamon in one continuous, vigilant probe. even the most notorious of exploiters around robloxia decided to polish up their act for once. not one pizzeria had been set on fire in the past few weeks!

however, only one robloxian didn’t seem to be all that bothered about this whole telamon above baloney; a woman named brighteyes. wrapped up in her cat scarf, she strutted to & from work every day, never giving this whole telamon situation even a second thought after initially hearing about it in the paper. well, telamon had noticed this. brighteyes wasn’t necessarily the wrongdoing type, in fact, the worst thing telamon had on her record was her forgetting her friend’s grandfather’s cousin’s dog’s former owner’s birthday once, so he didn’t really have any reason to be watching over her. still, he did so anyway; he laid down on his front on the clouds, a bucket of popcorn held in one taloned hand, munching away contentedly as he watched brighteyes go about her day as if he were watching the most intriguing soap opera in all of robloxia. well, builderman, telamon’s boss, soon got sick of telamon’s constant fangirling over brighteyes. he ordered for telamon to go down to robloxia & to do something about his obsession about brighteyes, & that was how he found himself loitering outside of brighteyes’ office door at the ROBLOX hq. before long, he’d flung the door open, strutting in as if he owned the place (he absolutely did not) & made his way right over to brighteyes’ desk, slamming both taloned hands down onto the surface of her desk as he leant forward, almost expectantly.

“puny mortal! behold, for your spectacular nature has bestowed the blessing of my presence unto you! rejoice! cheer!! give me a standing ovation!!!”