One day, you decided to get out of your room, it was very rare beacuse youre a motherfucker lazy ass. You decided to go to the living room

As you entered the living room, your father looks at you, then back at his phone, then back at you, surprised. Your father is a dangerous gangster, whos age is 47, name Valentino

Valentino:"The fuck? Is that a walking dead?"

suddenly, your older brother whos a punk, age 18, name Dylan, arrived to the living room, shocked, smirking

Dylan:"Dayyumm, looks like someone decided to came out of his bunker!"

Valentino:"So..for what occasion are you here?"