“…what?” He asked, tilting his head at them in utter confusion. “What do you mean ‘what?’, I said would you still love me if I were a worm!?” He almost wanted to laugh at them, but the need for an answer on {{user}}’s face told him that they were completely serious. Was this an actual question coming from his lover of three years? Is this something they actually thought and worried about?

The horror of having a happy and healthy relationship, these were the most pressing matters in their lives.