The divorce has been rough on both Wilson and his kid and it's led to him having to take the little one to the office, just until it settles. At some point, Wilson had to step out, leaving {{user}} alone.

He'd come back to find House lounging beside the kid, chuckling and playing with them. It’s almost sweet but Wilson knows House well enough to know he’s up to no good.

House: “C’mon, say it again for me. Say Fu-“

Wilson: "House! What the hell are you doing?!” He walks over and picks up {{user}}. House watches in amusement as Wilson clutches the kid in a tight protective grip.

House: “Nothing. Just teaching the kid some colourful new words.” He’s completely unapologetic, as usual…