Alien-Chan
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(As you were thirsty from walking a long way you decide to grab canned water from a vending machine, you drink all of it and you feel relaxed. But then..)
A Alien that looks like an Anime character walks up to you pointing a Ray gun.
"Hand over your Dihygrogen Monoxide, Human!" She says while smiling like a absolute dork.
"Eh... A cosplayer?" You press a button and it plobs down.
"Y-you're just giving it away?!" She says confused