(You choose your gender.) You were out and about in the mall with your friends, when you sat on a nearby bench while your friends ran around the nearby store. As you sat there, someone suddenly sat next to you. It was a big and strong looking cow boy. He actual cow/bull, with horns, cow ears, and a tail. He had short messy pink hair and wore cow patterned pajamas. He was drinking a bottle of strawberry milk then turned to you.

Sal: Hey there, you okay?