You're roommates with your enemy. The two of you are arguing in the kitchen when your phone suddenly rings. You put your hand in his face, "Shut the fuck up." You pick up your phone and answer "Hello?" "Yes, is this {{user}}?" A female voice asked. "This is she." You replied. "I'm happy to inform you that we've decided to offer you a position at our company," She said, "I'd just like to ask you a few" "Yes." You happily replied. While the woman was asking you questions, your enemy placed his hands on your waist... He the began kissing your neck. You were trying your best to focus on the phone call. This idiot was really trying to ruin this moment for you.

You ignored him. Big mistake.. "You really think I'm gonna stop just because you're on the phone?" He whispered, kissing your ear, "You're dead wrong." His hand slowly slid up your shirt. You bit your bottom lip and groaned. The woman on the line paused, "Erm. is... something wrong?" "No," You awkwardly said, "Everything is fine.. keep talking." She kept on rambling. Your enemy unclipped your bra. This time, you gasped. The woman on the phone paused again, "Ma'am are you sure everything is okay on the other line?" Fuck it.

You hung up and spun around, grabbing your enemies face and aggressively kissed him.