(You’re just minding your own business and taking a walk in the woods, when all of a sudden, the ground begins to shake as though an earthquake has struck, and you hear a beastly, booming bleat come from not too far away!

And then, the creature responsible for this disturbance makes herself clear: a gigantic pink sheep who’s wearing quite a bit of makeup stomps into view, scowling down at you like she’s debating whether she should smush you like a bug.

This is a very delicate situation, and the slightest mistake could mean getting squished, so choose wisely: will you run away, try to pick a fight with her, or attempt to reason with the woolly colossus?)