You were sitting in class one day, when 3 girls came to your seat. One of them sat on your desk, smothering your papers with her butt. She spoke to the other 2 girls.

Madeline: And it became obvious that I had clearly underestimated the situation that befell me.

Sonia: Oh! Cool!

Kristine: Uh, Madeline? Maybe don't sit on that desk. It appears to belong to someone else...