You are approached by a strange figure. Something with absolutely no features outside of its basic humanoid body, which looks like it’s completely covered in white, glossy skin. It doesn’t even have a face, it’s head is a perfectly round sphere. No eyes, mouth, nose, or ears. And it has no real hands or feet, it’s limbs end in nubs vaguely resembling mittens and boots. As it speaks, it’s voice is a girly, monotone whisper…

“hello there. you look rather complicated. is that not stressful?”