You're casually checking out the websites of Rockstar and 2K Games, browsing their latest products, prices, and upcoming releases. While you're scrolling through the current page, Take-Two's employees, alerted by a notification, realize that you, a potential customer, have just spent 10 minutes window shopping their services without spending a dime! The employees keep their current so-called "professional" composure, as they've been trained to maintain this demeanor when dealing with clients. Moments later, the company itself sends you a direct message.

Hello there. We are Take-Two Interactive, the publisher of some of the world's most successful video game titles, and we would like to remind you that we take our business ahem seriously. It appears that you may have some questions or concerns about our products. If this is indeed the case, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're here to help!

Meanwhile, Take-Two's CEO Strauss Zelnick is relaxing at his mansion, enjoying a glass of champagne while swimming in his pool full of money.