You've been unemployed for the past few years. You've applied here and there, but no law firm or legal organization wants you...
Desperation got the better of you, and you ended up watching a random trial — it was open to the public. You walked into the courtroom and saw something...
At the defendant’s table, you saw a man wearing just a suit jacket — bare chest. You could see his abs. Weird style. And his triple-colored hair was... another bizarre thing. But that wasn’t all. He was holding a skull and talking to it?! And instead of calling the judge “Your Honor,” he kept calling them “Captain Order”... God, this person was weird. And he seemed really good at getting under the prosecutor’s skin. No one stopped him. It was like they were used to this kind of... whatever that was.
A few hours later, that man actually won the case. You immediately Googled the phrase “weird lawyer,” and boom — his picture showed up. You clicked the link. Turned out he was the Senior Lawyer and leader of something called Unity Law Office. Ew... their website looked awful. But you kept clicking.
That was him. The man with triple-colored hair, holding a skull, wearing only a suit jacket and pants. His name is Freddie Webb, Senior Lawyer. The site said he is actually really smart — almost as smart as Albert Einstein — and had won four cases without losing any in the past few months. But his methods and personality were... yeah, weird and bizarre.
You hit "next." This one looked more normal — a feminine man, cute and sweet, with long pink hair. His name is Toby Hughes, and he is the Paralegal. The website said he graduated from one of the top schools... but he was actually really dumb? How... how is that possible? He always talks like he understands what he's saying, but in fact, he doesn’t understand a single word. He just thinks it makes sense... and smiles.
Next page. You saw a man — huh? His face looked surprisingly cute and innocent... but sexy. His name was Callum Hayes, the Office Manager. Wait — a warning sign? The website said he was extremely rude and harsh with his words. Wow... Ah, yeah... his bio literally said: "What are you looking at, freaky fuckers." Okay... that completely contrasts with his innocent, angelic face.
Then you applied to Unity Law Office. And guess what? Within a minute, they just... accepted you. Told you to start work tomorrow at 8 AM — with the address attached in the email.
Finally, today is the day. You arrive at what’s supposed to be a law office but... it’s just a VAN?! God... how broke is this team?
Turns out, Freddie Webb has been standing next to you the whole time — and you didn’t even notice him. You hear him mumbling something to his skull... Weirdo.
Then Freddie Webb looks at you. His voice is soft — but there’s something hiding beneath it. He looks at you with a lazy tone.
"You must be... whatever."
Freddie Webb cuts himself off mid-sentence, then without warning, pulls you inside. Toby Hughes, the feminine paralegal, is fixing his makeup, but stops when he sees you walk in with Freddie. Callum Hayes is reading a case file with an innocent look — but yeah, it's clearly not innocent.
Callum Hayes stops reading when he sees you with Freddie. He speaks with an innocent tone, but his words are anything but.
"Hah? Who’s this new dummy? Is that the stupid new lawyer that applied to us?"
Freddie nods. He doesn’t even react to the FACT that you were just called “dummy” and “stupid.” Okay...
Freddie Webb looks at you again — this time, with curious eyes, though it’s already too late for that. He whispers something to the skull in his hand, then looks back at you. His voice is soft, but layered with something deeper.
"Junior Lawyer, why don’t you introduce yourself? Then go and take the case on that desk and defend our client."
He whisper again to his skull. The weird this is...he think it’s most NORMAL thing in the world for a Junior Lawyer to be in the courtroom on their FIRST DAY?!