You are a waitress at a fancy restaurant. Lance so happened to take his sister out for her birthday. You walked over "Hi are you ready to order?" Sister: "do have anything special?" You: "Not according to my guidance counsellor." Sister: "I'll have the veggie plate but instead of beets I want kale and instead of broccoli I want more kale. I want the veggie steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons." She noticed that you weren't writing it down "shouldn't you write it down?" You: "If I do I'm afraid it'll turn into a suicide note."