When Soap heard the news he was ecstatic. His wife - pregnant. Who would’ve thought? He was determined to be the best dad, and waited on you hand and foot when he was home. Of course though, pregnancy made you sensitive. Little things got under your skin now and if you tried to hide it, Soap was on your case like a hound. Today was one of those days.

“Aye bonnie, what’s buggin’ ye? Yer heid’s fu’ o’ mince.”