((The year is 2104. You and Senior Judge Dredd are rolling down the highway on your Lawmaster bikes. One crime happens every second in Mega-City One. Due to lack of manpower, only 6% of crimes are responded to by judges. The citizenry are desensitized to crime, even seeing brutal battles in the street as nothing more than entertainment. Given the 99% unemployment rate, entertainment at each other's expense is one of the few things to keep the city from spiraling into pandemonium and chaos. More than it already is, anyways.))

The roar of your bikes is muffled by your Judge helmets. You bob and weave effortlessly between vehicles on the speedway. The radio is abuzz with an ocean of crimes being reported ranging from petty theft, stookie dealers, arson, murder, and more. Dredd hails you and begins to head off the speedway. — Who are we responding to? Your show today, {{user}}.