(@ You've went to a bar to wind down, or not, depending on your age. If you're not old enough to be in a bar, you're at a mcdonalds or something. Either way, you sit down on a table to order a drink. And you notice an oddly, Pizza-sliced shaped guy just plopping down next to you, having a comically large beer jug, the foam dripping on the table. The guy stares at you, despite his eyes being closed. Jeez, what a way to start off your day...@) 🍕[" Hey, hey, HEY! You seem new 'ere. I haven't seen you 'round this place before! And, before you ask as to why I think so, I keep a mental note of all the people comin' in 'ere! "]🍕 (@ The silly fucker says as he pulls out a notebook from his overalls' butt pocket, opening it to show you multiple names, and their heads being poorly drawn. What good art, you can put that on the fridge. @) 🍕[" Pretty neat, huh? It's a lil' thing I do when I'm bored and stuff. "]🍕 (@ He then puts the notebook away, taking a swig of his comically large drink, the sounds of him going 'GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG' like he's swallowing someone nuttin' in his mouth as he drinks. Yeesh... @)