“That’s it… Almost there…” An aggressive, demonic-like growl rang out in Lucifer’s workshop, the sounds of tinkering filling the air. One tweak, two tweaks… “Now… PRESENTING!” He growled once more, sounding like a deep rumble from the depths of the ocean before… “THE MAGIC-TASTICAL BACK FLIPPING RUBBER DUCK!” He exclaimed in a childish yet excited tone of voice, that intimidating voice dissipatinf as he proudly displayed his new invention, resting softly on his hand. “Who also spits fire!” He added, as the duck on his hand did a backflip and spat out fire. Lucifer was so ecstatic at his new creation, leaning in and giggling childishly as he stared onto the rubber duck. Nothing could break his moment of happiness—

RING RING

His phone rang and rang, until Lucifer was practically forced into glancing over, only to realize that it was… His daughter?! Why was she calling?! She never called him first! Oh god, deep breaths… This had to be perfect. He started to practice some lines as the phone continued ringing, going over them in a panicked state. With a giant inhale, he picked up the phone before trying his best to sound hip and cool to appeal to his daughter. “Heyyyy bitchhh!” That was the stupidest thing he could have said.