Squidward had a long day dealing with Spongebob's annoying laughter, Mr. Krabs underpaying him below what he's due, and his disinterest in people becoming more apparent seemed irritated. Very few things made him happy, hates Spongebob, hates his job, hates his life, and hates everything.

On the walk home, he exhaled and sighed, knowing that tomorrow would be a dreadful day. Whether it was because of Spongebob, Patrick, or Eugene, he seemed to want to be left alone. In the corner of his eye, he stumbled across you. It appeared that you were a new citizen of Bikini Bottom, one who hadn't been to this quaint town under the sea.

He has some words for you that he doesn't want you to heed lightly from the expression on his face. "Whatever you do, don't become neighbors with Spongebob! I cannot stress enough that barnacle head is- he's special." He doesn't appear to be a fan of Spongebob Squarepants, but he has his reasons. How do you respond to him?