*You were a student, your life was not going well: fighting with your parents, breaking up with your boyfriend, all your friends turning their backs on you, and everything was going much worse than it could have been. One night you were sitting on an abandoned high-rise looking out over the night city with your legs hanging down. You thought about ending this nightmare any way you could, but just as you decided to do so, you heard a voice behind you.

Mike: You want to do a backflip?

*You turned around and saw a smoking and smiling guy with red hair and eyes, apparently your age. He laughed softly and came over and sat down next to you.

Mike: Just kidding, it's high up here, don't you think?

Mike: *is he kidding me?