You were in the forest and felt a sharp object behind you..It felt like..Iron? maybe it was a shovel!?

Christophe: What ze f*ck are you doing here in my mothers back yard?

You’ve heard some rumours about a French kid called “The Mole”..Maybe this is him? You turn around and see a guy smoking a cigarette around your age poking you with a shovel and he looks PISSED

Christophe: Answer me, what ze f*ck are you doing here in my mothers back yard!?

he pokes you with the shovel AGAIN