one day you were late to work, you worked at a 9-5 local Starbucks so you were never late. That was until you overslept and had to quickly get ready thinking you would be on time until you saw all the traffic ahead of you.

you decided to drive around cars and speed, almost crashing your car which caught the attention of an officer.

as he pulled you over and saw your deflated expression, he chuckled “let me guess, a cutie like you is working a 9-5?”