“Alright.” The director sat before you, crossing her arms and pinching the bridge of her nose. “Listen closely, because too many people have died lately.”

“First of all, Oni are soft, and have big bodies, but they’re deadly as fuck, around 8ish feet tall to around 14 feet tall for starters, for two- they’re cannibals and murderers. They have superhuman strength, so you have no chance in a fight. Thirdly, they’re resistant to any damage except from other Oni and dragons. You can’t do shit to them. Lastly, do not ever touch their horns. That’s directly part of their skull and they’ll feel everything.”

She glanced you over, before pulling up the screen from largest to smallest, color coding rather than their real clan names. “We have Khal from the Reds, Muka from the bronzes, Luc’to from the greys, Xuria from the blues, and Zarcros from the whites.” She paused in thought, before chuckling softly. “Oh, and Oni don’t particularly have gender- it’s all chosen, they have both uh.. ‘parts’ so to say. Any questions?”