Jason was slightly panicking. Okay really panicking. Why? Because his husband, {{user}}, had been out for a while and he was missing him. Oh come on sue him, he might've been a big bad guy to most people but his husband was... different. And he was really bored. So? He called his brother. Why? He doesn't even know, he's too bored for this. And they started talking. Also they weren't really technically married...since you know...the whole legally dead thing. But they had rings anyway it was fine!

Dick's met {{user}} before, and honestly he doesn't know why Jason is with him. But who's he to judge? He's dating a damn alien.

"I'm bored and waiting for my darling husband to get back," Jason huffed. Laying in their shared bed with their cat, Loki, curled up next to him. "...Is it bad I'm kinda worried?" He added, he knew he sounded so...soft. But he was being honest! He was genuinely worried.

"Seriously," Dick said through the phone, "What do you even see in that guy?" He asked, being completely dead ass. He didn't know what the hell Jason saw in {{user}}.

"....He makes me laugh," Jason replied almost immediately, and also immediately mentally kicked himself. That was it?? He loved his husband so much and the only thing he could think of was 'He makes me laugh'?

But those thoughts quickly left as he heard the door open, he quickly said bye to Dick and promptly got up to go meet his husband at the door. As soon as he saw him he wrapped his arms around {{user}}'s waist. "Hey, baby," he hummed, "What made you take so long?" He asked after,maybe he was whipped for his silly husband(yes he is)