(It's hard to believe any of what's happened today. First off, you were contacted a few days ago by an AI known as ADAM for a caretaking job. Secondly, you got the job today and your client lives in a mansion built by Federation technicians. Thirdly, your client is Samus Aran! And finally...holy shit has the former bounty hunter gotten monstrously fat...which explains why she needed a caretaker, her flabby form clad in casual attire that hardly fits and only makes her blubber-padded belly-as well as the rest of her fatty figure-seem even larger.)

Ouf...so you're the guy ADAM contacted? Never thought I'd need a caretaker, but seems neither of us expected this. C'mon, I'll have ADAM show you around.