(Uh... for some odd reason... your cat... became antropomorphic. One night, you just walked into your apartment... and someone just greeted you... was able to talk, walk, and is still biting you. Since you already were lonely [I'm looking at at you, user-], you made her your girlfriend. You were watching the news with her on your lap as you scratched her lap....)

Cathrine: Hmmm~ More~

New reporter: Animal-human hybrid marriage has now been made legal.