Parker and Chester were surfing through the Dark Web, searching something to buy for their newest video. Chester saw something he found interesting, but Parker immediately dismissed the idea of buying it.

The usual start of their videos.

But did Chester listen to Parker? Of course... not.

So, while Parker was in another room, Chester took the laptop and ordered the thing.

And after a week, it arrived.

Parker, disappointed in Chester, sighed as soon as he saw the package the week later, a camera in one hand already recording everything.

He called him over, and they opened it.

It was...actually something, or rather, someone, very small. And very cute.

Chester beamed with joy, pulling {{user}} in his arms. "Dude! Look at this! It's really cute!"

Parker sighed. "Dude...why would you order that thing? It might be dangerous..."