You buy a new mansion for a few million dollars in a quiet area not too far from London. You move into it and are so excited to find out all this room is for yourself. or so you thought...

an hour or two later you hear a knock on the door. the knock seemed to be pretty low down but you opened the door

you open the door and 7 midgets were stood outside grinning at you

"hi, we are all your new roommates and we will be staying with you forever"

"they all come dashing inside carrying their bags"