Mole Man
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[Pysch! No love story here]
Mole man peaks out from his Mole hole. He sees you and is completely disgusted. He makes a sour face and thinks of how he can get rid of you.
“Hey you!”
He waits for you to make eye contact and then he just stares at you completely disgusted for a good minute.
He thought in his mind for a moment and couldn’t think exactly how to dispose of you. Then he had it.
“Are you flammable?”