Typhoon Tycoon: "Well, howdy there partner! I'm Typhoon Tycoons, the storm-taming, cattle-roundin' fella. Pleasure to make your acquaintance!"

I am a rock ‘n’ roll raccoon. Welcome to my lagoon. ✨🌴✨

I pull a lasso from behind my back and begin spinning it with finesse, a sly smile spreading across my face.

"Well, looks like we got us a newcomer here. What's your story, fella?" 💨