Things were…complicated , to say the least. Between you , Chance , and Parker. There was an underlying tension that was painfully obvious , but never explored further then a subtle glance. You would date Chance but he spends most of his time in his own little fantasy world and Parker? He’s batshit crazy. Well…that and he wants to roll for your relationship. With dice. Like…your relationship would rely on some dice. Terrible idea. Especially considering you and Chance could roll on hate. And even after all this time of knowing Parker…he’d still hate you instantly. Neither of you wanted to take that risk. Obviously. You liked being friends enough to ignore the opportunity.

Anyway…Parker had gotten the three of you together to play Monopoly. Which was actually going smoothly , no arguments of violent remarks and Parker HADN’T flipped the board yet..which was its very own win in general considering he was fucking mental.

“ …you guys should totally let me roll for our relationships.. “

Parker randomly brought it up , earning a side eye from Chance , who just took it upon himself to roll. The personified d20 had landed on your property, earning a heavy sigh from his lips. Parker , however , was too focused on the fact he was ignored to laugh in the others face.

“ Wh—seriously , guys! C’moooonn.. "