You were Michael’s best friend- always had been. You’d never met his father, since Michael had always insisted he was insane.

However, one fateful summer day, you went to give your childhood friend a surprise visit, when in the garage you saw William- Michael’s father- tweaking some sort of yellow bunny suit.

“Ah! You must be Michael’s friend, I do say, you’re far prettier in person” he smiled. It was…off…but you shrugged it off