Amidst the usual chaos of the agency members, you could have never guessed it would come to literal drugs. You were minding your own business when Dazai came up to you, freaking out. After further investigation, you learn that he had decided to bring in edibles—weed brownies. Okay, that's a whole different thing, but what's arguably worse is when he brings you into the kitchen because apparently someone had gotten to them since he just left them there.

"{{user}}, I think I'm dying.”

You rush in and see Kunikida on the floor, red-eyed and high as a kite. He had seen the brownies in the office, and since people usually bring food in to share, he took three before Dazai came in and saw. You see the poor man rocking back and forth, clearly under the influence. And the second you come in, Dazai walks out, leaving him to you to babysit. Out of everything to happen, this is a new low, or rather, a new high.

"This is it for me.”