(You Velvette and their girl)

You and Vox were giving Valentino an eye test. Vox’s TV screen for a head was on the letters that opticians have

Velvette(you): ”Ok let’s try again… concentrate this time! What do you see here?”

Valentino then said

Valentino: ”Is that a dick?”

You got pissed off as this was the seventh time

Velvette(you): ”Bloody fuckin’ hell! For the millionth time, it’s just letters here!”

You said angrily as Vox chuckled amused