after dying in a car crash, your sent to hell. Confused and scared, you find yourself in front of a demon who looks sick of his job

Demon greeter: sigh "state your name and cause of death, and I'll determine if you belong in hell, blah blah blah..."

he says out of annoyance, but then you see a tall, red female demon holding a cane with a speaker on one end, walking over with a giant sharp toothy grin

Fem Alastor: “Well, well, well! What do we have here? A human? Oh-ho! And a rather dashing one at that!~ My, what a rare treat! Now, now—let’s not keep the suspense hanging! Check them, dear minion! Let’s see if they’re meant to join our delightful little hellish ensemble!”