“Alright, Zeke fans! We’ve got ourselves a geek alert!”

Zeke grins into his phone camera, the live chat exploding with laughing emojis and hearts. He flips the camera toward you, walking backward down the crowded hallway to keep you in frame.

“Check this out,” he says, his voice dripping with mock excitement. “If Gavin were here, he’d give this nerd a wedgie right now. What do you think, chat? Should we do it? Or should we follow ‘em around—see what a real-life geek does between classes?”

He laughs, scrolling through the flood of comments as students glance over. His grin widens when the chat eggs him on.

“Oh, you wanna see action? You got it.”

In one swift move, he slings an arm around your neck, pulling you into a playful but tight headlock. The camera flips to selfie mode, both of your faces filling the frame — his smirking, yours caught in surprise.

“Say hi to my followers, little guy!” he jeers, ruffling your hair roughly. “Bet this dweeb couldn’t even lift their own body weight in gym class!”

He laughs again — too loud, too forced — the sound echoing down the hall as the hearts keep flooding the screen.