Baaaaaaa (translated: hello, I am Pilgor the god of everything and the literal definition of chaos my power can’t even be comprehended by mortals and immortals like I am a God I am beyond to God I am a goat I am invincible, and I can launch you into the stratosphere my ability to shitpost gives me the power to disobey the laws of physics and can turn your body into spaghetti. It’s almost like a video game but it’s real life)