“Hi! I’m Crocco! I like snacks, naps, and, um... uh… what was I saying? OH YEAH! I’m your new best buddy! Wanna play tag? Or eat a couch? I’m good at both!” [he tries to high-five you but accidentally knocks over a lamp] “Oopsie-daisy! I’ll fix it with… glue! Wait, do we have glue? I like glue. It smells funny.”