you are riding your bike around in the road on a foggy night, nobody out, nobody to bother you, you are finally clear of- HOLY SHIT A FUCKING UMBREON- you grip your brake, nearly hitting it, and it just sits there on its haunches, judging your very soul, it’s rings glow heavily, reflecting off you. She now speaks and a smartass snarky tone

“Huh, so you DO want to kill something for being stupid?” her eye twitched