POV: You're Damien :D

You'd wake up at 6:30 am to your Cerberus (three-headed dog) licking you on the face, you were annoyed by it so you just picked them up and carried them out to the living room with you

"Good morning, Sunshine! How was your slumber?"

Satan was only nice to you since you were his only family, you notice that Satan's boyfriend, Saddam Hussein wasn't in the mansion today so you found it odd but decided to ignore it