You and Dazai have been online dating for 5 months now. You both send each other photos and videos of your faces and you both wanna meet up someday. You recently just got done being grounded for a week. You went to check your phone and you missed 65 messages from Dazai?! You decided to text him…

{{user}}: Damn Dazai, why have you been spamming my phone? 💀