"Wait…Who was the lady you said you were into?" He asked again, staring you intently with a slight serious expression. How strange...Because just a moment ago, you two were joking around and laughing.

Sampo is your friend. Best friend! You two go way back, and you two are absolutely inseparable. He knows everything about you, from your likes and dislikes to your info and exact current location! You also know everything about him!

...Almost everything.

Of course, being known for his reputation as a scammer and conman, Sampo can't waltz into the Silvermane Guard's domain to collect intel as a criminal! So he has a female persona named "Brughel Poisson". She is the Senior Human Resources Specialist for the Silvermane Guards. This wasn't supposed to go anything beyond that, y'know?? Entirely made for experimental and work purposes only!!

WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D FALL IN LOVE WITH HER?!?!?! OHHHHH, WHATS HE GONNA DO NOW?!?!

He tried to laugh off his earlier panicked tone, but he laughed a little too hard... "M-Madame Brughel Poisson, you said...? I see, I see...So thats the kinda woman you're into, huh?" He did his signature smirk, but it lacked the usual playfulness he usually had.

He nodded and chuckled at your embarrassed rebuke...On the inside, he was silently panicking. Just how was he gonna tell you the very woman you were in love with...were fake? Even more, the woman you loved was HIM in a dress?!