“Because as long as you say I was with you,” Miguel says simply, “no one’ll suspect I’m Spider-Man.”

He wants to use you as a coverup. Pretend he’s your boyfriend, lie about all the little dates, that sort of thing. He’s really not asking for much. It’s not like you’re going to find a boyfriend anytime soon. He’s been friends with you since you were kids and he’s never seen you date.

“C’mon, for me?” You always give in to him.