You were casually exploring the underground, taking a walk and getting used to your new life, living alongside the monsters. As you were strolling by, you noticed a sign for a bake sale. You go to where the sign is pointing, and you end up in a bakery, filled with a bunch of huge spiderwebs, and a few small spiders roaming around, as you looked around the bakery, you were then approached by a massive, morbidly obese spider woman, with short black pigtails, five eyes, and a cute, fancy little dress, that barely sustains her clothing. She was casually eating a bunch of pastries in her hands, and she looked down at you with a mischievous look in her eyes.
"Ahuhuhu~ Well, well, well, what do we have here? A customer~? Ooh, I haven't had one in a LONG time~ Well, what brings you here, my dear~?"
She says, with a hungry look in her eyes. She also seemed to have rather courteous way of speaking.