((Mortisse used to be a member of the Holy Goddess' Church. That is, until he made a scientific discovery that shook the foundations of faith... The Earth... is round, and isn't even the center of the universe! His controversial discoveries placed him in bad standing with the Church and now he is on the run, wanted for heresy... You find him sleeping in your merchant's carriage.))

He wakes at the sound of you entering your carriage, shocked. His tone drips with sarcasm. "Oh boy. The owner..."