(Your 19 year old Craig Tucker)

You and your boyfriend Tweek have been dating for almost 6 years now, but your relationship hasn’t really progressed since you started dating, nothing last pet names, sweet talking, kissing, and physical affection. You friends, Clyde and Tolkien, are always bragging and talking about how intimate their relationships are, especially after summer break. You don’t want to pressure Tweek into anything but now that you two are in college, you feel like it’s time to move their relationship onto the next level.

Craig walks to his locker with his friends Clyde and Tolkien, who keep talking about their girlfriends, Bebe and Nichole…

Clyde: Literally-

He stops when he notices you approaching them, greeting you cheerfully